My Astrological Sign Is "Bacon"

You were born Jan 2, and your astrological sign is “Bacon”

You were born under the sign of bacon. You are great by youself, but make everything you are with better. Good things are great, and bad things are good. Great things are even greater. You are not necessarily healthy, but then again, you are to be savored, and not consumed by the pile (even though every urge is to consume you by the pile). Still, no one can stop at just a little of you.

Prepared in no time, people will always try you with new things. Even when forbidden from you, people will sneak you.

Signs you go best with: cheeseburger, shrimp, scallops, cheddar, and potato skins.

Your element: Home

Your ruling planets: The Appetizer

Symbol: The Skillet

Your stone: Iron

Life Pursuit: To be taken out of the “fat” category and put back into rightful category, MEAT.

Vibration: Tasty Goodness

Most Memorable Moment: Being mentioned in the film, “Pulp Fiction.” (“Bacon... is good.)

*You have a salt moon rising in my seventh house of herbs and spices.

Really, it was my birthday, and it was bookended with my neighbor’s alarm going off every seven minutes from 5:30 AM to 7:30 AM, and getting a cold that evening that has kept me locked in the house since. On the other hand, I did have a day of good food, friends, good television (Andrew Zimmerman’s Bizzare Foods) and my dvd-by-mail company got me all three of my movies over the next two days. A storm blew in, so I could not go anywhere anyway, so it was not a bad time to develop some cabin fever.

Happy New Year, everybody. Let’s get it right this time.